Most Epic Onelines

[darkslayer13]

Dante:
　
Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place. ( i already metioned part of this line but i forgot the 2nd part)

Easy, Fido! How about I take you out for a walk? Come on puppy. Let's go! ( yes another line from that same conversation it is funny )
　

You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.

Ooh, I love a fast woman!


Aw, you poor thing. Didn't your mother teach you how to use a door?

If that's what it takes to shut you up. It bugs the crap out of me when someone talks more than I do.

So, you want a piece of me. Literally. Okay, bro. Come and get it, if you can!

Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?
　
You summon and kill, summon and kill. I fail to see the logic here. Is sanity... the price to pay... for POWER?! ( best cutscene ever)

Wish you would've noticed me earlier, now my coat's all charred.

You can hide that body, but the smell? Whoo! There's no covering up.
　
Jester:

La-la-la-la-la-la... Actually, I prefer a sword to be my partner. May I have this dance, m'lady?
　
Vergil:

Not very classy for someone's dying words.
　
Nero:

Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-talk?

Kid? Well... if that's how you see me, I think you'll blush a pretty pink when I kick your ass!

Fire's bad for the complexion. I burn easily, never tan

 

[Dante's Stalker]

Kid? Well... if that's how you see me, I think you'll blush a pretty pink when I kick your ass!

I wanted to post that one earlier for the sheer laughability of it. I mean...really that's just lame:lol:

 

[Durante]

Favourite? Only a few

,,If you want to use the bathroom help yourself it's in the back''-Dante
,,Don't speak. Just die.''-Dante.

 

[MetalCookie]

Errr..let me think:

"Flock off feather face"
"Didn't your mum ever tell you not to litter"
"How about a kiss from your little brother?"
"Come on puppy, let's go"

And that's all I can think of. xD

 

[Fear-In-Your-Eyes]

"Why not? After all we share the same blood. I'll just use more of yours to undo daddy's little spell."

 

[Darth Angelo]

Seriously, It's "**** you!". That's what I hear and I hear It pretty clear. Maybe put headphones and you'll get It.

I can hear it as clear as day and I don't even play with headphones. I can't see how "Hell Yeah" and "**** you" can be said to sound anything like eachother.

 

[Drakkar]

you point a gun at me? your own kin? your dear PAPA?( I just like the way he said papa)
Not very classy for someone dying words.
zwoie that was close.
its my kind of rain.
DMC4: what took u so long.

 

[ipsis]

imo its gotta be Dante saying "It penetrates!" when showing off Lucifer in DMC4

 

[CodeBreaker_Kiwi]

Dante:
you assume humans are weak, ok humans may lack the physical capabilities of a demon but they posses something demons don't...

Nero:
a heart, a heart that could love another person, a human, that is what you lack

 

[Zilvis]

Dante: Remember what we used to say?
[both aim their guns at Arkham]
Vergil, Dante: Jackpot.


Arkham: I have the true power of sparda!
Vergil: Not very classy for someone's dying words.