Would you rather be stuck in a broken elevator with Vergil or Dante?

[DragonMaster2010]

my scenarios:
dante
me: *walks in elevator* ......
dante: hey whats up?
me: -.-
dante: what are you a mute or something?
me: >8(
dante: come on man
me: *kills self by smashing head against wall*
dante: O_O...........

vergil
me: *walks into elevator* hm hm hm hm
vergil: silence!
me: no!
vergil: *slowly unseaths sword*
me: WINNING!!!!
vergil: OW MY BRAIN!!!!
me: EPIC WINNING!!!!
vergil: AAAAAAAH *head blows up*
me: KOOWAH!!!

 

[Rebellion Angel]

Vergil,,cause he makes me curious

 

[swordofsparda2000]

dante because if you fart vergil will end up killing you even though i think hes cool but with dante he will be a laugh and if demons would attack dante would try and save you while vergil would let you be demon food

 

[DanteDevil01]

I wouldn't mind being stuck with either one or both though I would probably die in the battle between those two.

 

[V's patron]

can i get nevan or lady instead?

 

[DanteDevil01]

can i get nevan or lady instead?

Yea why couldn't it be them instead of Dante or Vergil. I think one is most likely to get killed. Well its possible too with Nevan and Lady but one could die happy when killed by them. Especially Nevan, she sweet talks you into anything. "I treat you so nicely, you'll never want to leave." I would like "Come on, suga"

 

[V's patron]

Yea why couldn't it be them instead of Dante or Vergil. I think one is most likely to get killed. Well its possible too with Nevan and Lady but one could die happy when killed by them. Especially Nevan, she sweet talks you into anything. "I treat you so nicely, you'll never want to leave." I would like "Come on, suga"

plus Dante would applaud us for finding a loophole.

 

[Nelo The Great]

Geee... lemme think...
VERGIL,VERGIL,VERGIL,VERGIL!

Now for the next question: Nelo Angelo or sparda?

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

Now for the next question: Nelo Angelo or sparda?

DEFINITELY Nelo

 

[Nelo The Great]

DEFINITELY Nelo

This.

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Sparda. He's Dante and Vergil mixed.

 

[V's patron]

can i get kat instead?

 

[Darkstar Darin]

can i get kat instead?

only if I get Lucia :shifty:

 

[V's patron]

only if I get Lucia :shifty:

deal.

 

[Darkstar Darin]

deal.

:devil: :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:

 

[DragonMaster2010]

DAMNIT! I WANT KAT!!:'(

 

[V's patron]

DAMNIT! I WANT KAT!!:'(

you can get patty instead.

 

[Darkstar Darin]

you can get patty instead.

NOOOO!! SHE HASN'T MADE THE SHERRY BIRKIN TRANSFORMATION YET!!

 

[DragonMaster2010]

you can get patty instead.

 

[V's patron]

fine you get patty's mom.

and no you cant slap me.